Sunday, 1 March 2015

1st March - Huma Island Resort (Philippines)

Sunday 1st March 2015


We ended up spending about four hours At Huma Island Resort, being treated like royalty.  There were only two other guests there – another 200 were arriving the next day.  All of the accommodation is built on stilts out over the water, on two sides of this beautiful little island.  So when Cyclone Yolanda came howling around the corner…they got biffed, bashed and smashed from every angle.  The resort manager, Bolly Boll, from South Africa, a large, imposing man (I took a photo of him but it is completely in the wrong light so he is just a large silhouette, next to a smaller silhouette of Pete.  Maybe I will include it, just to show that not all of my photos are fabulously successful…) 


joined us for lunch and I was fascinated to hear him and Mike, also a resort owner-manager, on a smaller scale, discussing how to create a new island, purpose built, for an even bigger, better, flasher resort complex.  There are over 6,000 islands in the Philippines, most of them uninhabited, but apparently it would be worth it to dig up a whole lot of landfill and purpose-build a whole new one…


The funny thing about our time at the resort was that, if we had idled up in 2XS, anchored neaby, turned up in our dinghy…we woud NOT have had such royal treatment!  We would have been shooed away and soundly told that this was NOT for the likes of us. 


Our seaplane pilot, John, told us later that yes, many resorts are very unwelcoming to yachts.  MOVE ON!  Others put out welcoming flags and invite yachties on shore for drinks and meals.  He says that he himself has been shooed away, in the seaplane!  No boats allowed here!  He tries to say, I’m not a boat, I’m a plane!  How many of them do you get, rocking up to your resort??

Dante driving us around in our electrical buggy
So we were very lucky indeed, to have a few hours to explore Huma Island.  We tried to go for a walk, but within a few hundred metres we were intercepted by a buggy, driven by kindly Dante,

Dante
who took us all around the works.  And works they are!  He is the second-in-charge of the re-building project, and it is an exhausting task.  About 80 of the cabins (on stilts) were completely wrecked.  Large heavy jacuzzis were washed out into the bay.  Just about everything – smashed!  And it is much more difficult, I think, to re-build, renovate, restore, re-create, than to build from scratch.


They have two months.  (Yes two MONTHS!) to get it all to $1000-a-night standard…


Dante is very tired.


He took us to the spa, full of soothing sounds, mermaids, 


Enya in the background.  We were invited to look at all of the different rooms – Moroccan, Ayurvedic, this, that, the other – and then they plied us with iced towelettes and cups of soothing ginger tea. 



Maybe we will never get to another $1000-per-night resort…but at least now we have an inkling of what it is like!

A dark room with sandy floor
Oh and…Dante said, Here is a special treat for you!  Come and look at our beach bar!!


Meanwhile…in Hobart, Chris, Fleur and I have been having interviews with the funeral parlour director.  John, at Turnbulls, spoke very carefully about our father’s preparations, made in 1998.  “I don’t think I have ever come across anyone quite so well-prepared for their own funeral…”  He didn’t have many questions for us because – it was all bought, and paid for, 17 years ago (Pre-GST!) says Dad, in his copious notes…


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